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24th of October 2018 01:54 AM
ME: i really should do some work to make up for the fact that i played guitar all day
ALSO ME: do i still know how to program in gw-basic
ALSO ALSO ME: no
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20th of October 2018 08:01 PM
tfw when you spend $220 to get your favourite blackstar guitar cabinet fixed and you lug it all the way back to the jam space for practice and you play it for about twelve seconds and then your marshall amp head dies and you have to lug IT to the repair shop now and then your bass player buys you ice cream to cheer you up and it totally works
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15th of October 2018 07:43 PM
:fire emoji:
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15th of October 2018 03:30 AM
Heyyyyy the split is up on Spotify now! Check out our two new songs on the latest split from PCT Musique and you could win a hundred million dollars! No you can’t why do I keep saying this ugh

-> https://open.spotify.com/album/40th4hH8F7SeOeKVgPfXZF?si=Q1AMa80fR5i-QWvnDmisPg
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12th of October 2018 08:53 PM
🎵I’ve got the Dead Speaker Cabinet Bluuuueeees🎵. “I Hate Men” is up near 14,000 listens on Spotify and we STILL have no roadies to wheel this thing to the repair shop for us. What even the heck
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11th of October 2018 04:52 PM
OH GEEZ IMPORTANT REMINDER! This Monday! The DelRay Music Lounge hosts us and a bunch of other bands for only ten stinkin’ bux at the door, or $6 in advance!

RSVP IMMEDIATELY: https://www.facebook.com/events/297331747537904/
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27th of September 2018 05:03 PM
our hearts are with survivors today and every day - those who speak out, those who need to stay silent, and those anywhere in between. we believe you.

my fellow dudes: can you imagine being grilled in front of the entire world like this? anyway, don't worry about it. you never will be.
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23rd of September 2018 04:38 AM
66% of our band doesn’t even drink beer but we are already planning our trip to the 11th edition of Beau's All Natural Brewing Co. Oktoberfest in 2019. Thanks to all our buds old and new for the unforgettable weekend. Now please join us in praying that Ship of Fools got drunk enough to sleep soundly in their van since the tornado ate their darn tent. 🙏
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22nd of September 2018 09:57 AM
that. was. a. day. DEEP BREATH: a drive through downtown montreal in the pouring rain. tornado warnings during sound check on an outdoor stage in rural ontario. actual tornadoes as soon as we start our set. we get shut down by the cops. there’s a three-hour wait in a large barn with a few hundred fellow weather refugees while dr. praetorius from “jesus christ vampire hunter” (look it up) does incredible/shirtless 80s karaoke in the back and i try to act casual standing next to jonathan torrens. loud, ceaseless, pummeling rain. cancelled sets. cancelled activities. wet, abandoned equipment. mud. sooo much mud. then, of course, finally: the moon. stars. a clearing breeze. the weather refugees emerge. The Flatliners rip a half hour set on the black forest stage, technically a consolation prize but more like an opening ceremony. an after party at the windsor tavern: we get to finish the set we’d started eight hours prior. the singalong is so loud i don’t hafta sing the last chorus of “i hate men.” Pseudo plays and they’re just the best. vankleek hill is the best. Beau's All Natural Brewing Co. is the best. kevin james (the brewer/event organizer not the mall cop) is the actual for real best. sleeping is also the best. g’night finally and see y’all back at the grounds tomorrow. we’ll be the dorks with plastic bags tied around our shoes. ❤️ ok
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22nd of September 2018 12:05 AM
Welp. We made it through twenty seconds of the first song before the tornados cut us off and cancelled Oktoberfest for the night. But let’s look at the bright side: WE WERE OBJECTIVELY THE BEST BAND AT OKTOBERFEST TODAY! And please keep your snarky “also the worst” comments to yourself cuz I’m super depressed right now.
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21st of September 2018 05:48 PM
OHMYGOSH band sister Kitty Kate Confections made some band cat macarons for the PunkOttawa Flea Market this weekend and we made the cut!! Come see us at Beau's All Natural Brewing Co. Oktoberfest tonight at 5:30 and then check out the flea market tomorrow for some cute/delicious treats that taste like our band!
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17th of September 2018 12:06 AM
HEYHEYHEY it’s our first confirmed radio play for the new songs! Tune into the New Rock Hour on Rock 95 if you’re in/around Barrie or check the internets below for an internet version on the internet of your choice at TEN O’ROCK tonight yes TEN O’ROCK is what I said. Anyway what I meant was ten o’clock. ❤️
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14th of September 2018 03:23 PM
OUT TODAY! It's the thing we did! Two new songs from us, two from Chump, and two from BIAS!

Our two tracks have been live staples since the first show, three years ago. "Skull & Bones" is about being a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean (relatable). "The Long Way Home" is about, I dunno, a lonely cowboy or something. The important thing about both is that they are catchy as heck.

Big thanks to PCT musique for willingly being the first label to release something of ours, to John at The Lincoln County Social Club for the stellar recording, Olive at Electrik Box studio for the major label mixing, and us, Talk Show Host, for being super swell guys who write some solid tunes.
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13th of September 2018 03:17 PM
Oh, hi! GUESS WHAT? PunKanormal Activity has just premiered our PCT musique split in advance of its official release tomorrow. Two brand new songs from us, and two each from Chump and BIAS! Check it outttt k?
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12th of September 2018 10:16 PM
HEY WE GOT INTERVIEWED! To coincide with our appearance on the Black Forest stage next week at Beau's Oktoberfest 10th Edition, Chris rambles endlessly to Adam at Punknews.org about MRA blowback, not making friends (we don't not want to make friends, btw; plz be our friends) and stealing from Sloan.
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11th of September 2018 10:29 PM
yeah that sounds about right.
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10th of September 2018 03:35 PM
THIS FRIDAY! We’ve got 2 new songs on the 4th volume of the 3-way split series from PCT musique. Here’s a lil nibble, but stay tuned for the whole darn thing. Photos & video shot by Harley Haskett.
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6th of September 2018 04:57 AM
IMPORTANT SONGWRITING ADVICE: cats will help so get a cat
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4th of September 2018 06:02 PM
HEY! Do you wanna come hang with us at Beau's Oktoberfest for ZERO DOLLARBUX? That's practically free! I mean, you got yer The Flatliners, yer Cancer Bats, yer Sloan Music and yer TALK SHOW HOST all in one convenient spot. Also I think there's beer.

The fine folks over at Punknews.org are running a contest for a pair o' passes at the clickylink below, so I suggest you get clickin'.
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30th of August 2018 11:03 AM
Lots of things happening this month:
- 9.14: A new Ep on PCT musique shared with BIAS & Chump

- 9.20 We're back in Montreal with Ship of Fools, Capable and Greg Laraigné [link to event TBD]

- 9.21 We're opening the Black Forest stage at Beau's Oktoberfest 10th Edition with a ton of bands! https://www.facebook.com/events/1624091680973603/
Photo by Martin Blondeau
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