Talk Show Host

Our social media intern just told me that our 100th IG post should be our best yet. I think you’ll all agree that this single image combines the two best things of all time: 1) cats attempting to devour life-sustaining particles of light and 2) framed photos of Rivers Cuomo. Anyway, listen to Talk Show Host, y’all. New songs soon.

"The best damn 13 minutes I've had this week."

Big thanks to Jen over at New Noise Magazine for this super flattering review!

A year ago today we'd just finished recording the thing. Time for a full-length?

This giant gaping hole represents more than a few missing teeth. It was Honest Ed’s, yeah, but back there was also the spot where we played our first show three years ago.

You pull the teeth, you change the smile. I love you, Toronto, but you need to start flossing better.

Well, it's snowing here in Toronto, and this can only mean one thing: IT'S BASICALLY CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

To celebrate what we're now going to call Aprilmas, we're happy to announce that this summer we're going to be part of the next Canada-Europe split release from our new friends at PCT musique, alongside France's BIAS and Beligum's Chump!

More details to come once we've actually finished writing and recording our songs for it (😬), but rest assured those songs will be v v good and stuff.

"A rhythm section that would do Cream justice."

Holy moly. We will gladly stick that particular feather in our collective cap. Big thanks to the folks at FYI Music News for picking "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)" as their Track of the Day!

Happy 3rd birthday to Cool Kids Booking in Ljubljana, Slovenia! They booked us and BURST ONE'S SIDE last June and we had a great/weird time in their beautiful city. Plus, Fab got to pet a dog.

Meanwhile, I ate a burrito at a local jail-turned-hostel, got food poisoning and had to sleep half-naked on the cold concrete in front of the venue’s stage just to keep cool. This inspired our new concept record, “If This Tour Doesn’t Kill You, the Burritos Will.”

Hiya! The folks over at BlankTV posted our video and, as it turns out, the Comment Bros apparently don't like being the targets of generalized invective! Who knew??

We’re a hit on @punknews ! #soyboys

TONIGHT! Our first Oshawa show of 2018, with some new friends!

A couple Oshawa shows back we were stopped by a strange woman on King Street who told us that if we're anyone, we'd play the Moustache Club. Well, ma'am, it seems we're now officially Someone.

Oshawa friends! We’re a last-minute addition to the Tailors of Mayhem farewell show at The Moustache Club on Friday!

Come get a burger with us at that jailed-themed burger place by the Atria I always forget the name of (Crime Burger?) and then waddle over to a good ol’ fashioned rock showwww

#fbf to 2016 when we played a St. Paddy’s show that ended with one of the bands breaking up in the gear share group chat. We will cherish these screenshots forever. #neverforget

"We need more bands like Talk Show Host." Holy crap! Big thanks to Josh over at DOMINIONATED for this incredibly flattering review!

Also, quick reminder that if yer not doing anything tomorrow night, yer butt should be at the Dakota --> Ensign Broderick & Talk Show Host at Dakota Tavern - March 15

Official video for "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)", off of Talk Show Host's critically acclaimed third EP, Not Here to Make Friends (http://hyperurl.co/r525re). One Redditor declared the lyrics to this song were "the most cuck" he's ever heard. SUCCESS!

Good morning, friends! We are super excited to team with PunKanormal Activity today to premiere our brand new video for “I Hate Men (I Hate All Men),” directed by the mighty Judith Florent-Lapara waaayyy over in France. Please check it out!

FUN FACT! Today is the second anniversary of two important milestones in TSH Inc.'s long and storied history.

It marks two years since the review that inspired the title of our 2nd EP, "Perfectly Competent," and two years since we played the show that inspired the title track from our 3rd, "Not Here to Make Friends."

Hopefully someone can make us sad today so we can name our next record after it!

Round 2! Pro tip: don’t buy the cheapest staple gun. My hand is still bruised from round 1.

Last minute show at The Dakota Tavern next week! This one's a showcase put on by our good friend John at The Lincoln County Social Club, where we recorded our last EP.

This is our final last TO show until wayyyy later in the year for real, cuz we’ve got an album to write.

RSVP --> Ensign Broderick & Talk Show Host at Dakota Tavern - March 15

The Lincoln County Social Club presents...

Ensign Broderick:
With arena-sized glam and rock opera-wattage sparkle, Ensign Broderick’s dramatic, piano-driven sound gushes with the opulence and flamboyance of late 70s New Romanticism, Baroque melodrama and timeless teenage angst. A mysterious and reclusive figure, Ensign Broderick has emerged out of nowhere with a fully-formed artistic vision that is completely out of time and wholly compelling, a lavish mixture of personal secrecy and raw, naked emotion bared in song. Ensign Broderick’s Six Shooter debut, Feast of Panthers, will be released March 9, 2018.
Music: https://open.spotify.com/artist/35lRexbTyNfYJR7H4xjfnl
Talk Show Host:
Talk Show Host is an indie punk trio from Toronto, Canada, with three EPs under their belt. Their 2016 release, Perfectly Competent, drew comparisons to Green Day, Against Me! and Bob Mould. 2017 was a busy year for the band: a successful co-headlining European tour; the release of a Tragically Hip cover to raise money for the Gord Downie Fund for Brain Cancer Research; high-profile shows with Direct Hit!, Pet Symmetry and Planes Mistaken For Stars; and the first single from Not Here to Make Friends, “Dead Meat”, landed on Spotify’s “Punk Unleashed” playlist alongside punk-rock essentials such as Frank Turner, Quicksand and The Bronx.

Music: https://welovetalkshowhost.bandcamp.com/album/not-here-to-make-friends
$10 - Music starts at 10pm!

Big thanks to Jordan at Krod Records for including both "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)" AND our gorgeous mugs on their Spotify playlist!

And thus begins Phase One of the "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)" single re-release rollout...