20th of October 2017 01:49 PM
all photos by Ronnie Fung
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19th of October 2017 09:00 PM
not really though
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18th of October 2017 03:03 PM
17th of October 2017 02:24 PM
CRIPES! Big thanks to Matt over at The Bad Copy for this thoughtful review!!
12th of October 2017 04:04 PM
OK SERIOUSLY, folx, we are crazy stoked to play this next one. If you'll allow me to lapse into a moment of possibly uncomfortable gushing: Meanwood is an incredible band and it also happens to be comprised of literally the Best People.

You're gonna wanna kick yourself in the darn face if you miss this show.
Meanwood / Dead Messenger / Talk Show Host at Smiling Buddha
@[293938250627199:274:Meanwood] ( @[267216890245:274:Dead Messenger] (https://deadmessenge...
27th of October 2017 01:00 AM
11th of October 2017 03:41 PM
Most of us here at TSH Enterprises, Inc. are big fans of Tom Petty. I cried a lil bit at work last Monday when I read the news of his death and then my boss walked in and it was super awkward. But I digress:

In celebration of the man who wrote some of the most perfectest songs of all time, we've put together a 10-song Spotify playlist for the punks among us who might think the Petty discography holds nothing for them. These aren't punk rock songs per se, but they've all got the spirit and/or the tempo. Usually both.

Crank it. G'night Tom. <3
30th of September 2017 10:48 PM
TONIGHT AT THE MONARCH! Five bands, two birthdays! AL from @themightabins MADE CAKE omg!!
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29th of September 2017 07:10 PM
Come me on out!
29th of September 2017 06:13 PM
Not sure if you've ever heard of this, but Twinter is a new Social Media plantform used for Twernting. So, like, if you have a Twilb or a Twornt that you think should be forced upon other Twebs, you can use it to Twisp at no added cost.

Anyway, that's enough hilarity for one Fantsbonk post. Forlow us on Twanter and don't forget to clum see us play our instramimps tomorrow at the Monarch Tavern for this show that I'm about to tag right now: Talk Show Host / Nailheads / Mightabins / Cid / Chasing Sam

This totally acceptable post has been brought to you by Chrams Velnor.
27th of September 2017 05:58 PM
Our friend & early supporter Lauren Mills of Mills On Wheels PR was recently asked to guest curate the Get Party Records Spotify playlist Bullying The Jukebox and, discerning master of unimpeachable taste that she is, she chose everyone's favourite legendary Toronto punk rock band (um, that's us) for a spot at the top!!

Thank you Lauren! <3 We promise to wait at least another couple of EPs before we start singing about being alcoholic 35-year-olds in perpetual mid-life crisis*.

*Mum, this is an in-joke. Don't worry.
26th of September 2017 02:28 PM
THIS SATURDAY! Sound of silver talk to me, makes you want to feeeeel like a teeeeenager...etc.

Us! The Nailheads! The Mightabins! CID! Chasing Sam! Birthday cake! That last one isn't a band but a thing you put into your mouth in celebration of another 12 months of whatever. MONARCH TAVERN at 8PM DO IT.

RSVP TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER: Talk Show Host / Nailheads / Mightabins / Cid / Chasing Sam
25th of September 2017 04:13 PM
GOOD GOLLY! Big thanks to Uncle M for including us on their kickarse #PUNKFRIDAY playlist on Spotify. It's curated by a couple of other cool Chrises (we're a talented lot, eh?) from Anti Flag & The Flatliners, and Ingo from DONOTS.

Take a listen to our mega-hit "We're Not Here to Make Friends," sandwiched between some promising up-and-comers like NOFX and Propagandhi (<--featuring another Talented Chris).

[this message brought to you by chris]
24th of September 2017 04:57 AM
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22nd of September 2017 07:31 PM
ONE WEEK AND A DAY! OMG lookit that stupid marshmallow.

YOU MUST COME: Talk Show Host / Nailheads / Mightabins / Cid / Chasing Sam

(Photo of dumb floof by Madeleine)
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8th of September 2017 08:14 PM
8th of September 2017 03:12 PM
OH HI! This Spotify playlist has been generating a lil bit of attention for us, and we're honoured to have been deemed worthy of inclusion. Three bangin' hours of killer tunes, and we're the only dudes on it.

FINALLY: a little respect for three white cishet males playing derivative guitar rock!
6th of September 2017 04:12 PM
HEY and/or HO! Our next Toronto gig has been officially announced! We're playing at the Monarch Tavern with our good buddies in The Mightabins and The Nailheads, and our soon-to-be good buddies in C.I.D. and Chasing Sam!

Come celebrate several birthdays, including mine (ME, CHRIS! PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLZ) at midnight! OMG THERE WILL BE CAKE! And [a?] new song(s)! (?)
Talk Show Host / Nailheads / Mightabins / Cid / Chasing Sam
TORONTO'S BEST PUNK BAND (very possibly, anyway): @[1590423147879878:274:Talk Show Host]
1st of October 2017 12:00 AM
1st of September 2017 08:34 PM
HOLY CRAP! Alan Cross over at 102.1 the Edge thinks that "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)" is a Song You Must Hear This Week! He also thinks we sound like Harvey Danger (OMG <3) and that we're literally on Fat Wreck Chords (OMG <3).
27th of August 2017 01:12 AM
Thanks, AngelOfDeath! Perceptive. #youtube #ihatemen #gay
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25th of August 2017 05:44 AM