Talk Show Host

me when we get those first mixes in

um it’s almost like nobody knows we are on twitter or something. follow us there at twitter.com/talkshowhost_ca for more Great Content™ and you could even win a prize! no you can’t

a lil ghost told me there’s new music on its way. she also said to be good and nice to everyone, always.

HOLY MOLY! We’re super excited to be part of the Black Forest lineup at this year’s Beau's Oktoberfest in September! It’s legit been a goal of ours for the past few years, so big thanks to our friends at the brewery and in Audio Visceral for the support.

And, like, we’re playing the same festival as Sloan. WHAT

An excellent cover story in this week's NOW Magazine - featuring the astounding Viktoria Belle and her Dandelion Initiative - about safety in our scene here in Toronto.

Very disappointed in that three-strong list of venues who have completed the anti-sexual-violence training offered by Dandelion. Not a single place we've played here has finished it.

I forgot to take any photos of us recording two new songs at The Lincoln County Social Club on Sunday so instead here is Band Cat Daisy having a word or two with the neighbour’s cat, who likes to hang on our doorstep. His name is Simon and he is super chill.

hey siri how do you record vocals with a face full of snot

askig for a fred

Our social media intern just told me that our 100th IG post should be our best yet. I think you’ll all agree that this single image combines the two best things of all time: 1) cats attempting to devour life-sustaining particles of light and 2) framed photos of Rivers Cuomo. Anyway, listen to Talk Show Host, y’all. New songs soon.

"The best damn 13 minutes I've had this week."

Big thanks to Jen over at New Noise Magazine for this super flattering review!

A year ago today we'd just finished recording the thing. Time for a full-length?

This giant gaping hole represents more than a few missing teeth. It was Honest Ed’s, yeah, but back there was also the spot where we played our first show three years ago.

You pull the teeth, you change the smile. I love you, Toronto, but you need to start flossing better.

Well, it's snowing here in Toronto, and this can only mean one thing: IT'S BASICALLY CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

To celebrate what we're now going to call Aprilmas, we're happy to announce that this summer we're going to be part of the next Canada-Europe split release from our new friends at PCT musique, alongside France's BIAS and Beligum's Chump!

More details to come once we've actually finished writing and recording our songs for it (😬), but rest assured those songs will be v v good and stuff.

"A rhythm section that would do Cream justice."

Holy moly. We will gladly stick that particular feather in our collective cap. Big thanks to the folks at FYI Music News for picking "I Hate Men (I Hate All Men)" as their Track of the Day!

Happy 3rd birthday to Cool Kids Booking in Ljubljana, Slovenia! They booked us and BURST ONE'S SIDE last June and we had a great/weird time in their beautiful city. Plus, Fab got to pet a dog.

Meanwhile, I ate a burrito at a local jail-turned-hostel, got food poisoning and had to sleep half-naked on the cold concrete in front of the venue’s stage just to keep cool. This inspired our new concept record, “If This Tour Doesn’t Kill You, the Burritos Will.”

Hiya! The folks over at BlankTV posted our video and, as it turns out, the Comment Bros apparently don't like being the targets of generalized invective! Who knew??

We’re a hit on @punknews ! #soyboys

TONIGHT! Our first Oshawa show of 2018, with some new friends!

A couple Oshawa shows back we were stopped by a strange woman on King Street who told us that if we're anyone, we'd play the Moustache Club. Well, ma'am, it seems we're now officially Someone.

Oshawa friends! We’re a last-minute addition to the Tailors of Mayhem farewell show at The Moustache Club on Friday!

Come get a burger with us at that jailed-themed burger place by the Atria I always forget the name of (Crime Burger?) and then waddle over to a good ol’ fashioned rock showwww